I’m only in one D&D game these days, (and it’s Dark Sun to boot) but I can’t shake the concept of a Warforged piloted by two tiny sized fey a la Pacific Rim Jeagers. Mechanically, it’d just be a Warforged, but savor the flavor of bickering, flirty split-personalities operating a bad ass, damage dealing striker.
All the women wear sensible, fashionable dresses.
While all the men wear skimpy, unrealistic, wildly impractical loincloths and speedos.
Thanks, Hollywood. Now put Tabrett Bethell in more stuff!